nothing-but-a-hiddlesbatch-thang:

When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend

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Give this guy a medal

scorpionkiller1999:

There was this boy who walked up to me today and said “Hey are you ok?” And he looked really concerned, so I’m just all like “Yeah why?” He just smiles at me and says “it must of hurt when you fell from heaven.” I looked at him like I had no idea what he was talking about “No, I’m sorry I climbed my way up from hell.” His face goes blank for like a second then he smiles again and says “So that’s why you’re so fucking hot.”

pemsylvania:

proton, neutron, electron and crouton 

khanyoujohnlockndropit:

apocalyptic-bee:

Because of the table, for a second, I SWORE Sam was wearing booty shorts.

WHY DID YOU BREAK THE ILLUSION
jamestheasian:

aquamarinespinnerlover:

It’s 2:00am and I have finally finished the shawl that I have been working on to wear to Easter breakfast. Which is at 10:00am.

That’s cool. I just thought this was a table wearing underwear.
onlylolgifs:

NAILED IT 

idioticteen:

*trys to hit high note of favorite song*

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i-effed-it-all-up:

no, i don’t watch that show, but i do follow its developments extensively via tumblr

cravist:


ivoryunknown:

I just drove past this intersection and it’s pouring rain and just look at how eerily beautiful it looks

oh my gosh this is so pretty